Normal Gets You Nowhere

Doctor Who, Supernatural, Merlin but most of all Sherlock. You should also know that this isn't a spoiler free blog.

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elisabethhewer:

Five things to remember when a horrid day is beating you into the ground:

  1. Trees grow outwards, rings upon rings. Allow yourself to spread that quietly. One day you’ll look back and be astonished by how far you’ve come.
  2. We power our lives with the remains of dinosaurs….

mishasminions:

OKAY. LET’S PUT THIS INTO CONTEXT FOR A SEC HERE

  1. SAM, DEAN, AND CAS HAVE BEEN ON A CONFERENCE CALL FOR BLAH BLAH MINUTES TALKING ABOUT TRYING TO STOP THE END OF TIMES AS USUAL
  2. THEN CAS SAYS SOMETHING OFF-TOPIC YET “SO CAS”, AND DEAN RETORTS BY SAYING SOMETHING THAT’S “SO DEAN”, AND THEY BOTH TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THAT
  3. WHICH PROMPTS CAS TO ASK, “HOW ARE YOU, DEAN?”
  4. TO WHICH DEAN RESPONDS, “I’M FINE CAS. HOW BOUT YOU?”
  5. AND NOW WE ARE IN CONTEXT

NOW IT’S TIME TO INTERPRET CAS’ ANSWER

  1. CAS HAS BEEN WINGLESS FOR BLAH BLAH MONTHS NOW.
    BUT IT IS ONLY NOW, IN THIS PHONE CALL (canonically, speaking), RIGHT AFTER HE AND DEAN HAVE THAT LITTLE EXCHANGE, THAT HE REVEALS HE MISSES HIS WINGS
  2. AND CAS HASN’T SEEN DEAN IN A LONG TIME
  3. I’D LIKE TO ARGUE, IDEALLY, THAT “WINGS” COULD BE A METAPHOR FOR DEAN (that “on the wings of love, love lifts us up where we belong” crap) OR A METAPHOR FOR HOW THINGS USED TO BE
  4. ON THE BASIS THAT HE AND DEAN ARE FINDING EACH OTHER AGAIN IN THE LITTLE NUANCES OF THEIR CONVERSATION.
  5. DEAN IS HIS WINGS. THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS HIS WINGS. BECAUSE HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH DEAN IS WHAT KEEPS HIM GROUNDED, AND HELPS HIM TAKE FLIGHT.
  6. OR WE COULD ALSO ARGUE THAT IT ISN’T A METAPHOR, BUT RATHER HE REALLY MISSES HIS WINGS ESPECIALLY IN THIS CONTEXT
  7. THAT HE’S ON THE PHONE WITH DEAN AND HE CAN’T JUST RANDOMLY POP UP BEHIND DEAN WHEN DEAN CALLS
  8. SO HE MISSES HIS WINGS BECAUSE BEFORE, ALL HE NEEDED WAS A THOUGHT OR A PRAYER AND HE COULD BE WHERE DEAN WAS, AND NOW HE CAN’T DO THAT ANYMORE
  9. CAS MISSES HIS WINGS BECAUSE HIS WINGS TOOK HIM TO DEAN

(via can-u-not-my-wayward-son)

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

(via castielahumanofthelord)

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

(via castielahumanofthelord)

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass, via castielahumanofthelord)

andreva:

How do you fabrics : Franz Xaver Winterhalter (20 April 1805 – 8 July 1873)

German painter and lithographer, known for his portraits of royalty in the mid-nineteenth century. He was a virtuoso in the art of conveying the texture of fabrics, furs and jewellery, to which he paid no less attention than to the face. He painted very rapidly and very fluently, designing most of his compositions directly in the canvas. His portraits are elegant, refined, lifelike, and pleasantly idealized.

(via wasitelves)

janeturenne:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother, via aworldofpretty)

moodydude:

adeathwaltz:

Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the produce like HEY LOOK AT ME I’M GAY TOO LOOK AT US BEING QUEER IN THE SUPERMARKET LETS BE FRIENDS. 

This is why straight people think we all know each other

(Source: adeathwaltz, via kemilo)

sexyasjohnlock:

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT MARY

SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHERLOCK’S DEATH DID TO JOHN

SHE WITNESSED FIRSTHAND HOW MUCH IT HURT HIM

AND SHE STILL SHOT AT SHERLOCK

I MEAN SURE SHERLOCK LIVED IN THE END BUT HE DID DIE AND IF HE HADN’T THOUGHT OF JOHN HE WOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD

MARY WOULD DO THAT TO JOHN AGAIN AFTER SEEING HIM BROKEN

AND I CAN NEVER FORGIVE HER FOR THAT

(via branstarkz)